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December 24th, 2004


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04:01 am - My Harry Potter fan fiction debut
dancingrain is visiting gamps_garret at the moment, and they're having lots of fun. They have issued a ridiculous!fic challenge, and who am I to turn a ridiculous!fic challenge down?

The Trio being IMPRISONED as cats!




MEOW! Meow meow meow meow meeeeow!
Meow meow. Meow... meow... meowmeowmeow.
Miaow. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrr.
Meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow?
Miaow miaow. Hrr. Hrr. Hrr. Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Meow meow meow meow MEOW meow?
Hrr. Hrr. Hrrrr. HrrrrMEOW!

Meow meow meow. Meow meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meow.

Miaow. Miaow miaow miaow.
Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow meow meow meow meow meowmeow.
Meow? Meow meow meow meow... meow?
Miaow.
Meow meow meow.
Miaow.           Miiiaaaooowww.
Meow.
Hrr hrr hrrrrrrr. Meow.

~~~

Miaow.
Meow.
Meow meow MEOW.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow?
Miaow.
.....meow.

Meow.

Meow.
Miaow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow. MEOW!

~~~

meow.

Meow.
Meow meow.
Miaow miaow.
Meow. Meow meow meow.
Hrr. Hrr.
Hrr. Hrr.
Hrr. Hrr.

~~~

Meow meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Miaow. Miaow, miaow miaow. Miaow.
Meow meow meow meow.
Meow.
Miaow miaow. Miaow miaow. Miaow miaow miaow.
Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow? Meow meow meow?
Meow!
Miaow! Miaow! Miaow miaow miaow? Miaow!
Meow. Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow.

~~~

Miaow.
Meow.
Miaow.
Meow.
Miaow miaow.
Meow.
Miaow miaow.
Meow meow.
Meow?
Meow meow.
Miaow miaow.

Meow... ... ...meow meow.

~~~

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow. ... Meow meow.

Meow, meow meow. Meow, meow meow. Hrr. Meow.
Meow meow. Meow, meow meow. Hrrrrr. Hrrrrr.
Miaow miaow. Hrrr. Miaow.

Meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow? Meow meow?
Miaow. Hrrr. Miaow miaow.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrrrr.
Meow! Meow meow meow! Hr! Hr! Hr! Meowmeowmeow!
*looks*
*stares*
Meow?
Miaow.....?
Meow!

Meow! Meow meow? Meow!
Miaow miaow? Miaow?
Meow? .... Meow?
MEOW.

Meow?
Miaow...?
Meow....!

Meow. Meow. Meow, meow meow, meow. Hrrr. Hrrr.
Miaow! Hrrr. Hrrr. Miaow, miaow miaow miaow.
Hrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrr. Hrrrrrrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Meow. Meow, meow meow meow, meow.
Hrr. Hrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr.
Meow... meow meow meow... meow meow.
Hrrrrrr! Hrrrrrrr!
Hrrr. Hrrrrrrr!
Hr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrrr.
Meow!
Miaow! Hrr! Hrrrr!
Meow!

Meow!

Miaow!

Miaow?
Miaow! Miaow miaow!
Miaow!
MIAOW!
MIAOWWWWW!
MIIIAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

...

...

Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr, hrrr, hrrrrrrrrrr.
Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.





Well, it started off as angst, but it ended up as PWP by mistake. Hope you don't mind.

I'm rather pleased with it.

ETA: Damn, forgot to mention it: spoilers for Order of the Phoenix and speculation for book six within.
Current Mood: creativeprobably my fanfic finale, too

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From:mhw
Date:December 23rd, 2004 08:22 pm (UTC)
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Hmmm. I admit that my Cat isn't excellent, but there are definite indications of NC17ery.

And do you think that Ron's really as obtuse as all that? He's not a little boy any more. If nothing else, he'd almost certainly have seen one or more of the other Gryffindors doing that, so it shouldn't have come as too much of a surprise.

Hrrr, hrrr, hrrrrrrrrrr, indeed! :D
From:kearie
Date:December 23rd, 2004 08:33 pm (UTC)
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*stands around dressed all in black, sipping a martini and sneering pretentiously*

Has a rather Dadaist feel to it, truly visionary ;-)
From:2ndavemusic
Date:December 23rd, 2004 08:37 pm (UTC)
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Not a fanfic fan myself, but this really touched me. It also had sort of a John Irving feel, which I really liked.

Congratulations!
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From:chickadilly
Date:December 23rd, 2004 08:39 pm (UTC)
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Heh. Here from friendsfriends view ... and I was wondering if there will be a sequel? Such at the trio as dogs?

Arf, bark, arooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hehheehehehe! :D
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From:superfi
Date:December 23rd, 2004 08:40 pm (UTC)
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Inspired!
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From:psychic_serpent
Date:December 24th, 2004 06:02 am (UTC)
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While I was reading this aloud to the husband and daughter, cracking up the entire time (just the first scene, mind you) the cat was staring at me with her ears perked up and her eyes wide.

I just read something very, very dirty, didn't I? ;)

At any rate, now we know why Meg needs to visit you on a regular basis, because when she doesn't THIS is what happens... Hehe :D
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From:huskyteer
Date:December 24th, 2004 06:19 am (UTC)
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Prrt? Maow. Mew mew mew! Hsssss. Wowl. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr.
From:quidditchmaster
Date:December 24th, 2004 08:05 am (UTC)
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Hahahahahahaha. That is GREAT, Chris. =)

Hey Chris, do you have WordBiz (online scrabble program)? If not, you can get it here (for windows)... I would like to play you =)
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From:meggitymeg
Date:December 24th, 2004 09:10 am (UTC)
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If I catch you reading this to bella_goes_meep next week....

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