Teesside Snog Monster (jiggery_pokery) wrote,
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My Harry Potter fan fiction debut

dancingrain is visiting gamps_garret at the moment, and they're having lots of fun. They have issued a ridiculous!fic challenge, and who am I to turn a ridiculous!fic challenge down?

The Trio being IMPRISONED as cats!




MEOW! Meow meow meow meow meeeeow!
Meow meow. Meow... meow... meowmeowmeow.
Miaow. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrr.
Meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow?
Miaow miaow. Hrr. Hrr. Hrr. Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Meow meow meow meow MEOW meow?
Hrr. Hrr. Hrrrr. HrrrrMEOW!

Meow meow meow. Meow meow. Meow. Meow. Meow meow.

Miaow. Miaow miaow miaow.
Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow meow meow meow meow meowmeow.
Meow? Meow meow meow meow... meow?
Miaow.
Meow meow meow.
Miaow.           Miiiaaaooowww.
Meow.
Hrr hrr hrrrrrrr. Meow.

~~~

Miaow.
Meow.
Meow meow MEOW.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow?
Miaow.
.....meow.

Meow.

Meow.
Miaow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow. MEOW!

~~~

meow.

Meow.
Meow meow.
Miaow miaow.
Meow. Meow meow meow.
Hrr. Hrr.
Hrr. Hrr.
Hrr. Hrr.

~~~

Meow meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Miaow. Miaow, miaow miaow. Miaow.
Meow meow meow meow.
Meow.
Miaow miaow. Miaow miaow. Miaow miaow miaow.
Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow? Meow meow meow?
Meow!
Miaow! Miaow! Miaow miaow miaow? Miaow!
Meow. Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow.

~~~

Miaow.
Meow.
Miaow.
Meow.
Miaow miaow.
Meow.
Miaow miaow.
Meow meow.
Meow?
Meow meow.
Miaow miaow.

Meow... ... ...meow meow.

~~~

Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Meow meow. ... Meow meow.

Meow, meow meow. Meow, meow meow. Hrr. Meow.
Meow meow. Meow, meow meow. Hrrrrr. Hrrrrr.
Miaow miaow. Hrrr. Miaow.

Meow. Meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow. Meow? Meow meow?
Miaow. Hrrr. Miaow miaow.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrrrr.
Meow! Meow meow meow! Hr! Hr! Hr! Meowmeowmeow!
*looks*
*stares*
Meow?
Miaow.....?
Meow!

Meow! Meow meow? Meow!
Miaow miaow? Miaow?
Meow? .... Meow?
MEOW.

Meow?
Miaow...?
Meow....!

Meow. Meow. Meow, meow meow, meow. Hrrr. Hrrr.
Miaow! Hrrr. Hrrr. Miaow, miaow miaow miaow.
Hrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrr. Hrrrrrrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Meow. Meow, meow meow meow, meow.
Hrr. Hrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr.
Meow... meow meow meow... meow meow.
Hrrrrrr! Hrrrrrrr!
Hrrr. Hrrrrrrr!
Hr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrrr.
Meow!
Miaow! Hrr! Hrrrr!
Meow!

Meow!

Miaow!

Miaow?
Miaow! Miaow miaow!
Miaow!
MIAOW!
MIAOWWWWW!
MIIIAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

...

...

Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr. Hrrrrrrrr.
Hrrr. Hrrr, hrrr, hrrrrrrrrrr.
Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.





Well, it started off as angst, but it ended up as PWP by mistake. Hope you don't mind.

I'm rather pleased with it.

ETA: Damn, forgot to mention it: spoilers for Order of the Phoenix and speculation for book six within.
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