In which my Friends list, who need no encouragement to make up silly words, get some

The Sorting Hat has been at the GIN again and has forgotten the names of the traditional four houses. It is sorting people into anything that sounds vaguely plausible. It has already sorted people into Spoddlybox House, Uefacup House, Damerell House and Companies House.

Where would it sort you? Where would it sort me?