If your coin came up as a head, post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad. I promise not to come after you with a spork either way.
If your coin came up as a tail, or if it came up as a head and you just thought it would be funnier this way, post a comment with a completely fake memory of me. Make something up; it can be anything you want, either good or bad. I promise not to come after you with a spork either way, unless you want me to.
You're not really meant to tell people whether it was a head or a tail, not even me. If you can confuse people as to how your coin landed, so much the better. Remix and enjoy.
Unrelatedly, all warmest wishes to jumbach for his wedding and to bookshop for her birthday, both of which happen on Saturday 5th. Wonderful days to you both!