VIRGIN: Barcodes! Jigsaws! Boys suck. I want to screw STUD.
GEEK: I want to screw a woman.
(VIRGIN meets GEEK. With his help, she accidentally CLONES herself to produce her ideal BOY. STUD turns out to be SCUMBAG.)
VIRGIN: I want to screw BOY.
VIRGIN: I want to screw STUD.
(GEEK meets VIRGIN in SEX SHOP. She plans to screw STUD and buys THIRTY FRUITY CONDOMS AND A COCK RING.)
GEEK: Don't screw STUD. BOY is you.
(VIRGIN nearly screws STUD. BOY intervenes and seduces VIRGIN.)
VIRGIN: I love you.
BOY: I am you.
VIRGIN: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
(SCIENTISTS capture BOY. GEEK blows up TRUCK. VIRGIN rescues BOY. VIRGIN, with help of GEEK, destroys BOY.)
VIRGIN: Boys suck... a bit.
(VIRGIN screws GEEK. THE END.)
(PS: VIRGIN screws GEEK for 5 months. They split amicably. GEEK becomes LOVERBOY. THE END. REALLY.)