Teesside Snog Monster (jiggery_pokery) wrote,
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Christmas contact and pernickety polls

((Hello. I made a serious point, but did so in what I realised 40 minutes later to have been a wildly inappropriate tone. Luckily, nobody has yet taken offence. Let me try rewriting it at a later time.))

It's sappy, but it's serious. Let's also do some polls. The answers to these are all grey-scale relative "kinda-sorta" in truth, but I'm going to "cap" the Law of the Excluded Middle on "yo' ass" in an "is you is or is you ain't my baby"-type scenario, not least in an attempt to see where people do draw the lines. Ignore communities and syndicated feeds; assume all questions are asked explicitly without regard to any factors which are not explicitly mentioned. You can always μ in the comments to unask badly-formed questions; the comments explaining the lines drawn are often as interesting as the decisions themselves. All info in confidence.

Poll #223568 The Yes And No Poll

Do you consider yourself to have many Friends?

Yes
18(48.6%)
No
19(51.4%)

Do you regard yourself as generally open about the identity of your worst fear?

Yes
20(54.1%)
No
17(45.9%)

Do you consider at least 5% of your Friends to be the people you would like to be yourself?

Yes
23(62.2%)
No
14(37.8%)

Ignoring practicalities and existing partnerships, in a series of unrelated one-shot thought experiments, would you like to try to form a romantic relationship with more than 10% of your Friends?

Yes
13(35.1%)
No
24(64.9%)

Have you ever had a mental image of a Friend and not been able to immediately recall their username, on more than two occasions?

Yes
13(35.1%)
No
24(64.9%)

Unrelated, geekycool: I had a Crystal-Dome-from-The Crystal Maze dream last night; today, I discovered that EasyJet are running a Crystal-Dome-like "grab tickets from the wind machine" promotion in Euston Gardens, central London tomorrow. London folk, go have fun there for me. Unrelated two: first snow!
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